1. half janky and right.
2. to make race cars from junk.
3. to know the streets better than the whores on the corner.
4. to scream until you are in the red.
2. to make race cars from junk.
3. to know the streets better than the whores on the corner.
4. to scream until you are in the red.
by .1.2.3 December 15, 2008
Janky turd is a term commonly used in BMX bike circles to describe a shitty BMX bike. The term was started on the BMX Museum.
That new Quadangle bike is such a janky turd! two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle, bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. Fuckin janky turd!
by BMXstuff January 27, 2012
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unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day
Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect
by KingCurry9812 May 13, 2021
an extremely undesireable vehicle, usually that of the genre of cars simillar to the "dogee dart" or the "ford fiesta", usually driven by minority groups and decked out with spinner rims that cost more than the actual vehichle.
by LOUIS BJ November 21, 2008
The phrase janky ass glass refers to low end bongs made of glass from China or other low quality glass. Often this phrase is used to describe goodstash bongs which use a grommet instead a glass on glass joint.
Matt: Dude have you been to skatesurfsmoke in Hermosa? They have goodstash bongs.
Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.
Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!
Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.
Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!
by Realdeal420 January 23, 2010
When a person, place or object is not up to the expected quality, service or standard it should be. Also applies to non tangible objects and even thoughts. Happens any time a scenario plays out in an unfavorable way.
While sitting in 5 o'clock traffic on a Friday I noticed that my car was moments away from running out of gas, thus leaving me stranded on the highway. To make matters worst my bladder is about to explode. I realized that I was in a Boo-Boo Janky situation.
by RavinRachelB1985 October 05, 2011