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J-Pubes

The long unkempt pubic hair of Japanese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to

Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.
I threw a party last night for my Japanese students and spent a half hour Swiffering J-Pubes out of my downstairs bathroom.

Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.

Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.
by EmmaRhoids1 October 31, 2009
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J patty

J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.

The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
J PATTY ME
by The JPatty eater July 10, 2010
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Related Words
j-po J.P.E. J-Pack J-Park J Pen J-Pod J Peterman j pierce j.pimping j-plane

J Praise

A youtuber known for his song wasted and is also gay
Wanna know some thing gay j praise
by 254359323 October 24, 2019
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J-Popping

To boogie or dance and usually jump enthusiastically around whilst listening to J-Pop or Japanese pop music.

Usually includes the dancer singing what little of the Japanese lyrics they know along with the song, and inevitably singing the English the artist includes as it's the only part they honestly understand.

Though J-Popping is mostly done by Japanese fangirls (though who love everything Japanese, purely because it's Japanese), it is also done by anyone with a passion for happy, energetic music.
"She's really J-Popping, huh?"

"*Whilst bouncing around* Atsuiiii ki mocho...uh... C'est la vie!! CEST LA VIE!"
by BatDyke October 9, 2006
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J pocket

Is when you masterbate while your hand is in your pocket.
Kid 1: "what is that kid doing under there?"
kid 2: "I don't know, looks like he's digging deep in his pocket for something."
kid 1: " no, i think he's j pocketing."
by Agent-Orange April 29, 2009
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J-poop

Refers to Japanese pop music that is overly saccharine, cutesy, and lacking substance of any kind.
I love delicious K-pop, but I detest shitty J-poop
by Truth Teller 7890 September 24, 2015
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J Pack

When you turn someone's back pack inside out and put everything back inside it and zipper it up!
by T Obes February 28, 2008
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