Ivan Petrenko

A Russian man of the finest degree, his diet consists of 80 potatoes and vodka runs through his veins. he is currently escaping Russia on a tricycle with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a avtomat kalashnikova in the other!
He is also the most awesome Spetznaz soldier ever!

Theres Ivan petrenko! call the border patrol!

by dum12345678910 February 18, 2022

Dan Ivan

When you promise to give something that isn't your but it backfires and blows up in your face.

But you said we're gonna have money for the highways...
Soryy, I just pulled a Dan Ivan.

by Alupigus Barna June 3, 2021

Hi Ivan

A sarcastic online greeting used to call out Kremlin trolls and bots.

"Why did Russia invade Ukraine?"
"What about Vietnam? What about Bush?"
"Hi Ivan"

by trips aplenty June 4, 2022

Ivan Ga

A man who claimed he is normal, but he is cooler than everyone. His gestures are cool. His hairstyle is cool. His outfit is cool. Everything is cool about Ivan Ga.

- "Yo man, i think you are cool !"
- "Yeah, thanks !"
- "You are like Ivan Ga !!!"
- "Who the f**k is Ivan Ga ?!"

by SlaviIsSlav August 14, 2020

Ivan Rod

Ivan Rod is known for controlling all his hoes and also even other people's hoes.

Breezus: Damn Ivan Rod out here controlling all these hoes on CMC.

Tyler Killion: Don't worry Breezus, Captain Save-a-Hoe is here to stop these hoes from Ivan Rod.

by CMCcontroller July 13, 2016

Burning Ivan

A car full of dead Russians.

Hey, I forgot the radio code for car full of dead Russians. Oh, thats right, it's a burning Ivan.

by Monkey_D3128 May 9, 2011

ivan the gamer

"Ivan the gamer" is some kid who says he's good at call of duty. But deep down in his retarded heart he knows that there is one person in his life that just naturally happens to be better than him at every game. I once read in a book that Ivan the gamer likes men.

If it has to be when they were on the way to go to there, "Ivan the gamer" is the one that they have no way there to be left afterwards because once they had them can't be open. Furthermore, he sucks at call of duty

by woeiuhfoaiuyadsfjdxsvvhhhv February 14, 2019