Itchy Scrot Syndrome

A condition where the scrotum becomes itchy and irritable. Pain is minimal, but often causes the victim a lot of discomfort.

Dude, why are you fiddling with your pants?

Oh I got Itchy Scrot Syndrome so bad, my nuts are itching like crazy!

by Ginny P May 9, 2004

Itchy Poop Ass

Itchy Poop Ass occurs in the male population and is caused by insufficient wiping after defecation. As time progresses, the victim of Itchy Poop Ass (IPA), will begin to notice the agitation of the anus and surrounding area. The only known cure to Itchy Poop Ass is a shower.

Man Harrison I got some really bad Itchy Poop Ass because I didn't wipe properly today. I am going to have to leave work and take a shower.

by J Barn December 27, 2007

itchy one grip

You use your index finger for making a number one sign and you also use the same finger on the trigger when holding a gun. Also you are also a very trigger-happy person. So itchy one grip is holding a gun with your index finger on the trigger while hoping and praying and hoping and praying and hoping and praying that you get to squeeze it ASAP so very many many many times..

You - My nigga here gotta itchy one grip
Nigglet - My tek has one in the chamber and 32 in the clip

by dka81 May 6, 2018

itchy third eye

When ones asshole is itchy... also known as the " third eye "

After farting loudly I suddenly developed a really itchy third eye

by itchy third eye December 12, 2018

The Itchy and Scratchy Show

The Awesome Cartoon In The Simpsons
Itchy The Mouse Always Kills Scratchy The Cat In A Tom & Jerry Parody

YEAH! The Itchy and Scratchy Show Is On!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Itchy trigga finga

When one is temted to "pop a missle" at another, he has an "itchy trigga finga"

Man 1: Where my money at, hoe?
Man 2: Aw, man, I forgot about it.
Man 1 'raises pistol' u best ante up, I gotta itchy trigga finga

by C-$wift February 6, 2006

itchy conga balls

when your balls are so itchy so u start playing the conga drums

some random guy : my balls itch why do they have to be so hairy
*random guy find conga drums*
some random guy : i hope this will help itch my balls
*starts playing the conga drums to help his itchy conga balls*

by leeisnotfunny November 6, 2021