meal ticket

is Arfo American slang for a million dollars$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

yo my nigg let me drop this bomb ass track so i can get my ticket yo dig

by d-bezzy May 13, 2005

Meal Sabbatical

When a person must take a break from eating a meal because they feel a bit sick or full, but still want to finish their food.

Jason: This chicken is so good, but I can't finish cause I feel like shit.

Jon: Go on meal sabbatical, bro.

by thebetterfriend2 May 25, 2010

The Happy Meal

To insert a popular value menu item, such as a Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger or McDonald's Big Mac, into your lady's sweet poonany, and proceed to eat her out.

Tom: Hey broho, I just totally gave Cindi The Happy Meal!
Reg: Get the fuck out brotha!
Tom: Yeah man. Tasty eats!
Koolaid Guy: Ohhh yeaaaah!!

by El Contractore January 14, 2008

Counter Meal

It's a meal eaten at the counter of a bar or pub in Australia. It's generally a single set meal for the day that can be ordered at a pub.

Jack and John popped into the pub and enjoyed a hearty counter meal of roast beef, potatoes and peas.

by peanutbutterjellygirl June 21, 2012

Meals on Wheels

The act of sucking off a guy in a wheelchair.

Sorry I'm late, I just had meals on wheels.

by bewigged July 31, 2015

Hot Meal

When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"

Dave: I gave Jess a hot meal last night

Andy: Delicious

by Matthew Langton October 7, 2007

Kennedy Meal

A liquid meal consisting of alcohol

Johnny: "What did you have for breakfast?"
Janey: "I had a Kennedy breakfast."

by Biggie Wilson June 7, 2005