Zzz-Mail

The rare phenomenon that occurs when sleepwalkers go online and send e-mail in the wee hours of the night.

Zzz-mail: What happens when sleepwalkers go online
Doctors have reported the first ever case of someone using the internet while asleep, after a sleeping woman sent emails to people asking them over for drinks and caviar.

One read: "Come tomorrow and sort this hell hole out. Dinner and drinks, 4.pm,. Bring wine and caviar only."

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3743289/Zzz-mail-What-happens-when-sleepwalkers-go-online.html

by NickyNick09 December 17, 2008

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We-mail

A single email address shared by two or more people, usually those in a relationship, marriage or family.

"What is Jen's email address?"
"She doesn't have an email address. She has a we-mail address that she shares with her husband."

by edpruetz July 20, 2008

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Knee-mail

Reffering to a prayer. People of the church often use it to seem funny. Changed form of e-mail

God answers Knee-mail.

by um dunno i forget it September 06, 2007

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E-mail

a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.

Always scan your e-mails for viruses.

by that guy August 04, 2003

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f-mail

A very angry e-mail reply, often loaded with profanity or implied profanity. Can be either personal or business-related. Not to be confused with a flame, f-mails are issued as an expression of extreme dissatisfaction with a specific situation... where you eventually call somebody a monkeyfucker.

When my wireless card crapped out, Chris from Tech Support sent Tech Release 1.01b. When I e-mailed that Tech Release 1.01b didn't work, he sent Tech Release 1.01b. When I e-mailed him again that Tech Release 1.01b has nothing to do with my problem, he sent Tech Release 1.01b. I then f-mailed Chris, questioning his parentage and telling him to give the farm animals a rest.

by The Evil Steve April 27, 2006

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