A pseudo-intellectual is someone who is too stupid to realize they are a pseudo-intellectual. This person is well armed with defense mechanisms, is extremely caustic and passive aggressive in the interest of protecting and preserving their delusions of grandeur.
conscience: Wow... I'm reading all these definitions of pseudo-intellect and my personality completely matches their descriptions... Must boost self-esteem and let the world know how intellectual I am. I know! I'll create a pseudonym called kookoodumdum and exploit my shattered ego! There. I'm a pseudo-pseudo-intellectual. I rule.
by kookoodumdum September 3, 2009
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Qualities of an Intellectual Douchebags: Are people who complain about people who can't spell or typo. A person who take their Chat Room Role Plays too seriously. A person who take their fandoms too seriously and shuns/mistreat people who are ignorant of their fandom and have a life. People who ruin a fun moment sprouting too scientific/rational knowledge in the wrong moment. A person who jumps into an argument (INSTEAD of Minding ONES business) posing to defend a person, which in actuality is just trying to fuel the argument even more.
Attire of Intellectual Douchebags: Unusually stylish, tailored suits, hip, flashy, always advertising their interests. Sometimes wearing glasses, mostly Buddy Holly style
Whereabouts of Intellectual Douchebags: Chat Rooms, Coffee Houses, MMORPGs, Comic Book Stores, Game Stores, Electronic Blogs, Political Rallies, Art Shows, Colleges/Universities, Music Stores, Literature Events.
Qualities of an Intellectual Douchebags: Are people who complain about people who can't spell or typo. A person who take their Chat Room Role Plays too seriously. A person who take their fandoms too seriously and shuns/mistreat people who are ignorant of their fandom and have a life. People who ruin a fun moment sprouting too scientific/rational knowledge in the wrong moment. A person who jumps into an argument (INSTEAD of Minding ONES business) posing to defend a person, which in actuality is just trying to fuel the argument even more.
Attire of Intellectual Douchebags: Unusually stylish, tailored suits, hip, flashy, always advertising their interests. Sometimes wearing glasses, mostly Buddy Holly style
Whereabouts of Intellectual Douchebags: Chat Rooms, Coffee Houses, MMORPGs, Comic Book Stores, Game Stores, Electronic Blogs, Political Rallies, Art Shows, Colleges/Universities, Music Stores, Literature Events.
by TrippedEffingB January 25, 2011
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Advocated by the Christian right, a "scientific" theory proposing that the gaps in the darwinian theory of evolution can only be explained by the existance of a supreme being, and thus should be taught in public schools.
complete bullshit.
complete bullshit.
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(IQ = intelligence quotient; EQ = emotional quotient)
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That intelligent fool is good to know only at school since she puts everyone off in social settings.
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2. Someone possessing a Bachelor's, Master's, or Doctorate Degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.
3. One who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.
4. A person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that's actually productive and not a waste of time and money.
5. Someone who thinks an idea such as Indian Giving is a good idea.
6. A politician.
7. A party pooper.
2. Someone possessing a Bachelor's, Master's, or Doctorate Degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.
3. One who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.
4. A person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that's actually productive and not a waste of time and money.
5. Someone who thinks an idea such as Indian Giving is a good idea.
6. A politician.
7. A party pooper.
Is Dennis coming to the party?
Parties bore Dennis because he's a certified intellectual. He's probably reading The Prince or The Communist Manifesto again...
Parties bore Dennis because he's a certified intellectual. He's probably reading The Prince or The Communist Manifesto again...
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jennifer lopez: hey did that dick just make fun of your example for a word on urban dictionary because its so redundant?
me: yeah hes a faux-intellectual
me: yeah hes a faux-intellectual
by NXN March 27, 2011
Get the faux-intellectual mug.Smarter than smart, extremely intelligent, having a very high IQ. Calling someone who is intelligentistic "smart" is an insult.
Albert Einstein was an intelligentistic person.
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