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Anyone who gets promoted to a rank above yours when they've only just arrived when you've been in the same job years and you can't see why there more suitable than you. Used when your feeling enbittered.
He's another bloody instant. An instant supervisor just add weeks.
by Geoooooooo March 28, 2005
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instant migrate

(to) Instant Migrate

Meaning to log off MSN, AIM, or any other IM software without saying goodbye to the people you are talking to.

Someone who does this a lot is known as an Instant Migrator.
Person #1: I cant believe you Instant Migrated from our conversation last night.
Person #2: And...
Person #1: You do it all the time you f**cking instant migrator. It's really annoying.
by urban--english-dictionary November 19, 2007
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Instant friend

A person who hops from social group to social group desperately trying to be accepted. They pretend to be interested in whatever that group likes or is talking about. He or she doesn't realize that if they stopped trying to make people like them and were just themselves, they would be much happier.
I like The new guy, but he spends so much energy trying to fit in to our group, it seems like he is trying too hard. He's cool, but the instant friend routine is total overkill. trying too hard, fit in, trying to fit in, rejected, accepted, social group, social clubs, cliques, popular, loser, loner, isolated, bully, bullying, the quiet one, lone wolf
by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015
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Instant Noodles

Lazy employee who works on ad hoc basis especially in startups and tech companies. They are like instant noodles, they don't plan, collaborate or think.
Hey Lisa, why you didn't give us heads-up about this project?
Lisa: I'm an instant noodle, I work on last minute requests only. I'm like instant noodles, you add hot water and everything is perfect and ready.
by Samooooooo May 19, 2020
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instant bulimia

someone who is so physically repulsive that they make you want to throw up
by Eleny December 16, 2007
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Instant orgasm

by Alex May 27, 2003
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Instant Breakfast

When Law Enforcement SUDDENLY (therefore "INSTANT") becomes aware -- after the fact -- that many previous murders, probably stretching over many years time -- are actually the work of a SERIAL killer ("serial" sounds like "cereal" = "breakfast").
O'MALLY: Oh my God!

DRUMMOND: What O'Mally?

O'MALLY: Instant Breakfast, Drummond!

DRUMMOND: Are you sure? What cases are you talking about?

O'MALLY: Come here. I'll show you.
by Detective Baretta November 22, 2006
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