self insert

when your mate is chatting someone up in a club and you insert yourself into their conversation, cockblocking and doing your mate a shitty.

fuck off you self inserting piece of shit

by shadowedclouds April 6, 2024

Evil [insert name]

The doppelgänger of a person you know or someone famous

Evil insert name (such as Katy Perry):

1. Damn!!! That chick over there sure looks like an Evil Katy Perry!!!!

2. Dude #1: “Wow, that girl at the bar totally looked like your sister!!”

Dude #2: “She kind of did... so you’re telling me that she is, in fact, an Evil Hannah- yet you still asked for her number? Weirdddd dude, I didn’t know you had a thing for my sister!!!! Gross.

Dude #1: “Gross only cuz she’s your sister. She’s just absolutely fuckin PSYCHOTIC. Nice for hitting it and quitting it, after that- she’s just too mucho loco. But she’s Got a perfect ass and is SMOKI-” Dude #2 punches him in the face and then heads back to the bar to tell Evil Hannah that Dude #1 has venereal disease & is into Bestiality.

by Ohhhhh...Kay! March 30, 2020

Insertical

An object that you use that doesn’t insert your body or item but still does the job

I went to go toilet at a friends house. I needed to fart but knew I couldn’t as they was in the next room.
I used a piece of tissue to cover the bumwhole and stop the fart from coming out whilst peeing.
In this case the tissue was the insertical object.

Working like a butt plug but with out the inserting.

by Insertical101 October 8, 2021

Insulin insert

The act of navigating an insulin pump attached to a diabetic sexual partner in order to prevent high blood sugar leading to coma there by rendering the diabetic a dead fish

the insulin insert is my buddy when fucking my diabetic fuck buddy after we smash gummies we smoosh pissers and cereal for dessert

by Fucking pineapple ???? October 4, 2021

da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

a way to tell someone that they messed up horribly in your opinion

Person1: I just touched grass
Person2: da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

by urbanjeffjef December 19, 2024

Prickly Insertion

Shoving a pineapple up your ass

Aster: Demitris, what did you do?
Demitris: Just a Prickly Insertion...

by H4XOR13 June 28, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025