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indunction munction

n. (In-dunk-shun Monk-shun)

In English, it means, "Induction motion"

(Variation of the words: Induciton, function, motion, gumption, presumption, petition, monk, emption (to buy).)

1. An official verbal petition during a Shoosh society meeting to be inducted into the society.

The prospective member must first make his motion, or "munction" as it is called during meetings, by giving a case as to why he or she should be accepted.

The elders of the club then usually haze or pretend to haze them until they are satisfied, and have had a thorough laugh. If they are satisfied, the prospective must then claim a ball, demand clergy in the name of that ball with the phrase, "I hereby now demand clergy". Once clergy has been demanded, he or she must then raise their fist and proclaim the sacred word, "Shoosh"!

If the other members also raise their fists and universally shout "Shoosh"! The induction ceremony is complete, and the new member is accepted.

(yes this is a real club and this really happens!)
Speaker: "Let the Indunction Munction function begin upon the presumption that whomever has the gumption to begin the petition. Shoosh!"

Reply from crowd: "Shoosh!"
by Thomual October 7, 2005
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Social Injustice Warrior

1.) Another term for "SJWs" that emphasizes that "SJWs" aren't for justice but injustice. They focus only on the problems of some members of some racial/gender groups but exaggerate the problems and treat other racial/gender groups like a shit(and an enemy) and disregard the problems some members of those groups face.
Did you see that social injustice warrior and how they disregarded the fact that some white people are victims of racism and even called that racism "not racism"?
by k17c April 18, 2018
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Injury

Pain to the body, commonly caused by ping pong. or other fuckin EXTREME ports !!! yeah dude!
When Devin is getting beat by a better player or when Daniel gets raped by Andrew in ping pong thats and injury
by ioghfsboihbortw January 17, 2007
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self-injury

fun
when the anguish and self lothing builds up so much that the only way to release it is to do your own thing
when the only thing you become afraid of and arent imune to is youself, taking control of your life,
something no one can take away from you
when hiding your work is like a game, mustn't let anyone know
they never cared, why should they now
i dont owe anyone an apology but myself. the adrenilin takes all the shit they say and do away,when the only other alternative is drugs
by kimmy booth March 10, 2005
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injured

You see where our Copywriter went? Nah man he's injured.
by Bill Dickler the III February 22, 2011
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Social injustice warrior

A social justice warrior of one party calls the social justice warrior of the other party this to claim that they are not really social justice warriors.
the democratic party social justice warrior calls a republican party social justice warrior a social injustice warrior because the republican party social justice warrior says merry christmas instead of happy holidays.
by zodm March 8, 2019
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sex injury

24 hours after sex you realise you're in pain. Aches. Pains. Random bruising.
Guy - Last night was amazingballs !

Girl : Yeah, but hell... I've got a sex injury! My hip is in so much pain and I have a bruise on my ass !
by TheChristmasBitch December 1, 2013
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