Pet insurance

Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed

Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight

by Lover not a fighter June 19, 2022

Insure-Erection

Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.

My wife has some great ideas acts for an

Insure-Erection when she’s horny.

by Frank Palace June 27, 2022

gape insurance

Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.

I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.

by Jack Atrophy August 10, 2022

mors mutual insurance

the insurance company that saved us from having to buy our vehicles again after some oppressor griefer decided to blow up your car

mors mutual insurance saved us

by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022

Insurance Broker

Colloquial term for a significant amount of sluts.

No guys not regular brokers, it’s insurance brokers!

by Johndoeismyname November 19, 2022

Kool aid man with no insurance

The cousin to TheLavaPanther10 and will maybe change channel name upload schedule is trash might change name can never decide that.

Kool aid man with no insurance’s upload schedule is horrible

by Person in discord September 16, 2022

Underwear insurance

Insurance policy that is your big ole panties when trusting a wet farm.

G-string = no underwear insurance

Rolled the dice on wet fart. Glad I had my underwear insurance.

by King_Pickle September 25, 2022