Spank Paint

1. (n) Semen
2. (v) to paint someone or something with semen

I got spank paint all over my sheets

I spank painted her face last night

by Rainman 2 July 23, 2012

Paint the Flamingos

To projectile vomit on the person sitting across from you.

Oii, check out Tim. He's so smashed that he's guna paint the Flamingos

by YeeWhoMemes November 29, 2019

Reject Paint

The paint at the back of the store that the costumer didn't want because the custom paint wasn't created to costumers liking or the costumer changed their mind.

Reject paint is usually cheap.

Jill: Hey what color is your room?
Lisa: I don't know, it's reject paint.

by Cici Crow July 3, 2009

Paint Scraper

A girl who wears to much make-up, to the point wear it should be removed by a paint scraper

Snooki is a total paint scraper

by asianK December 29, 2011

shit painting

Smearing human feces on the walls, toilet, etc. in either an effort to seriously offend the next occupant or as a result of a mental illness

When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.

by The Square Gang April 13, 2008

Nose paint

Any strong alcoholic beverage. The term refers to the red, stippled nose that long-term alkies generally develop upon long-term alcohol abuse.

Remember Mr. Macy's bulbous red honker? Wow, that old boy was really into the nose paint, right up to the very end.

by Knotse March 31, 2006

Stirring the paint

The act of making love to a woman during that "special time" of the month.

That girl I copped off with last night, turned out she was up on blocks. Still, spot of stirring the paint never did anyone any harm. Knob looked like something off a butcher's slab afterwards, mind!

by eXOBeX March 5, 2011