Musket Wad

A thick, heavy load of semen.

I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.

My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.

by Dick Onchin December 22, 2020

doo wad

an epic coagulation of seminal fluids

Ivan is a very big doo wad.

by mattofusa March 27, 2007

Lettuce Wad

1. A tightly packed, layered, and folded outer leaf of rotting iceberg lettuce included as an inedible topping to an In-n-out burger. Distinguished from the cool, crisp, "hand-leafed" piece of lettuce usually included with your fesh, tasty burger.

2. Any epicurean abomination.

You: I can't wait to sink my teeth into this tasty Double-Double.

Me: Oh man! A lettuce wad! I can't eat this now. Can I have yours?

by drJJL April 18, 2010

pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 10, 2008

twat-wad

a piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in a woman's pubic hair.

"Taking that twat-wad out of my pubes really hurt."

by kroostergirl January 27, 2012

mexican wad

A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.

Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed

Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!

by Thatoneguy2 November 05, 2013

Pantys in a wad

When a person has a attitude or is in a bad mood

Kate currently has her pantys in a wad

by Jake daddy 1244 October 11, 2021