if its up then its stuck

basically means if you gotta problem with somebody that person is fucked, they’re a goner, issa WRAP

Some nigga: ayo i heard that nigga doug dimma dome said he don’t fuck witchu

some other nigga: oh ye? well then if its up then its stuck

by SAKE! March 26, 2021

if i had wheels i'd be a wagon

You change reality;it is what it is

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon

by BeastGirl Forever May 26, 2014

If you can't duck it, then fuck it.

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.

by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006

if you say so

A polite way of saying no

Girl1: OMG!! isnt jason so hott?!?!!

Girl2: If you say so...

by eada18 January 21, 2009

IF! you know what i mean

an innuendo meaning something sexual or bad... but not

Teacher: okay give me that piece of wood right there
Student: OHHHh ill give you that piece of wood.... IF! you know what i mean

Teacher to Student: your report came up a little short....IF! you know what i mean

by zak barsuglia July 19, 2009

if it ain't broke don't fix it

do not try to repair it if it is not needed

As far as phones go, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2010

if there's a pink, there's a way

this is what your officemates says when they are not in the right state of mind, and just think about pink..

officemate 1: i'm looking for a pink tumbler, but i can't find one..

officemate 2: no worries, if there's a pink, there's a way..

by chi joy babz rain pat April 28, 2011