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snow hatter

A participant in a sexual activity immediately following a blowjob where-in the male withdraws his penis from his partner's mouth and ejaculates in her hair.
That chick Joanne is a serious snow hatter. She still can't get her hair to stay down.
by Cabilan January 8, 2008
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Hattie

A gigantic lard ass. She's like a horse but instead of kicking you when you're behind her she will sit down and suffocate you with her fat cheeks and beefy lips.
Person 1: who is that humongous beast

Person 2: that's Hattie, I heard she has the

longest, fishiest bussy lips in the school

Person 1: oh no she's approaching us

Hattie: *shits on the floor and uses it as a slip n slide*
by psuedœnym May 6, 2020
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hattitude

the diffrent types of attitude that you get while wearing diffrent types of hats.
oh shit he's got that hat on again he's about to start some shit tonight, that damn hattitude it always gets to him
by kyle mcmathews January 31, 2008
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So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.
*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.








hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.
by t655645765 March 8, 2009
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Hattori Hanzo

A Japanese Swordsmith. Said to be the best swordsmith on earth. No one knows for sure whether he existed or was he just a myth. Hattori Hanzo was also a character in the movie Kill Bill directed by Quentin
Tarantino and starring Uma Thurman.
According to the movie, Hattori Hanzo is still alive and lives in the city of okinawa, Japan but resigned from his original job 20 years ago as he made a primise to stop creating weapons that kill people.
Hattori Hanzo is the greatsest swordsmith ever.
by aby April 19, 2005
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party hatted

The act of being effed in the a. Usually used as an insult rather than a literal statement. This term came about in the back seat of my friends car after being told by his mother that we could no longer say "effed in the a". The phrase was then changed to party hatted.
Oh fuck! You just got party hatted.
We break danced much better than you; therefore, you just got party hatted.
by Samuel Parker September 30, 2006
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Mad Hatter

A poorly performed handjob. Usually by a girl who says she is experienced. Yet, in actuality, she jerks you off like a crazed sea dragon.
Yo, bitch, what the fuck are you going all mad hatter for? Tighten that grip up and fuckin quit pullin the shit outta it!
by deal with it May 20, 2006
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