Human

A two-legged creature. Normally if it is Older than its Brother or Sister, That one brother/sister will eventually throw rocks at you, and their would be no escape from these assholes.

"Look! ITS A HOOMAN (Human)" ~ Doggo

by Verico Sucks October 29, 2018

Human

People, and what we should refer to people as instead of referring to them by their race.

Michael Brown was a human being. The cop who was involved in that shooting is a human being. The children in Ferguson are human beings. Hitler was a human being. George Zimmerman is a human being.

by railerswim August 20, 2014

Human

A creature that seems to be trying to kill the planet

Humans man, they really ruffle my jimmies

by Not a fax machine March 04, 2018

Human

The state of which any semi-intelligent, narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious organisims have reached the limit of their limited mental capacity and slowly sit down to wither away and die, while contemplating whether to pull the trigger of the loaded 12-gauge shotgun positioned in their mouth.

Her: What do you think of this species Gabe?
Me: Awful, utterly distasteful, just human

by Gabe654123 March 07, 2017

Human

howfully you know what that is i mean its what the fuck you are if youre reading this now stop searching shit you all know

i am a human that searched human in the urban dictionary

by logan blackburnllllllllllllllo November 30, 2017

Human

Humans are over evolved monkeys with guns and less hair. I am one and you probably are as well.

Bob is part of the human race.

by societyperson November 12, 2019

human

a tasty, annoying penis headed creature.

Man 1: your a human
Man 2: ree?! (kills man 1)

by penis headed goat April 26, 2019