hot pocket

farting into someone’s vagina

dude i totally hot pocketed that girl last night #everythingsaprison

by UR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM March 24, 2026

Hot Pocket

When you take a huge steamy dump in your hand then pocket it for later.

Duuuuude... I totally did a hot pocket when we were on that forest trail.

by ChrisGnarley September 7, 2025

Hot Pocket

When you shove your balls in your rectum because they are cold.

Hey John, if your balls are cold, use your Hot Pocket!

by ClickHere4Segs September 15, 2025

Hot Pocket

When you are lowkirkenuenly fucking a girl after she gets out of a HOT shower, and she starts her period while doing it, so chunks of period blood get on your dick. When you finish, you pull it out, and it highkey looks like a meatball hotpocket, so you start licking it off like a dog.

"Yo bro I just had a nice warm Hot Pocket last night from your sister!"

by Chumpyplumpy January 20, 2026

Hot-Pocket

The sneaky "Dutch oven." An inadvertent fart displaced during sleep causing one to wake up and scream, HOT POCKET!

My night's slumber was sound 'til I woke to an olfactory overload from Alison's "hot-pocket. "

or

Did I hot-pocket you last night?

by Squidvictory January 21, 2010

Hot-Pocket

When you put hotsauce in your foreskin and keep it in there till it hits the center of your urethra

gurt: yo i just did a hot-pocket

by M1graine August 19, 2025

Hot pocket burn

When you heat a hot pocket but do not wait 2 minutes before eating and the lava like cheese rushes into your mouth burning your throat and mouth for a week.Easily one of the most horrible burns in your life.

Jim- man i got a mad hot pocket burn
-bob-see i told you to wait 2 minutes

by The French Tickler21 June 19, 2010