Definitions by Chumpyplumpy

Hot Pocket

When you are lowkirkenuenly fucking a girl after she gets out of a HOT shower, and she starts her period while doing it, so chunks of period blood get on your dick. When you finish, you pull it out, and it highkey looks like a meatball hotpocket, so you start licking it off like a dog.

"Yo bro I just had a nice warm Hot Pocket last night from your sister!"

Hot Pocket by Chumpyplumpy January 20, 2026