by Shæt April 20, 2024
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A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”
by Jus0 May 1, 2025
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“Oh my goodness, did I tell you about how Jake asked me to have a horizontal conversation with him?”
“No! Omg! That’s sexy!”
“No! Omg! That’s sexy!”
by Valunnten February 22, 2018
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horizontal intergration; Having sexual intercourse in a horizontal manner
guy 1: hey who was that girl?
guy 2: just some girl I horizontally integrated with
guy 1: ahh some good ol horizontal integration, fornicate brother
guy 1: hey who was that girl?
guy 2: just some girl I horizontally integrated with
guy 1: ahh some good ol horizontal integration, fornicate brother
by jlhi99 April 20, 2018
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Get the Keepin' it Horizontal mug.A sport construction out of metal with a horizontal metal bar in the middle where you can try to to wind your body around it in several positions and directions.
Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.
Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.
Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.
Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.
by EroxHD [YT] October 27, 2019
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