by Shæt April 20, 2024

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024

by Sam Dias May 6, 2021

When someone is hair pinned and wear it as horizontal as possible to represent they are holding weed but not willing to sell it, but usually know a guy who does.
by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015

by Milesotoole February 1, 2015

Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”
by Jus0 May 1, 2025

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.
by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022
