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horizontal tango

A term used when someone has a Sexual intercourse on a bed
bro Sam and glasses girl are in my house shaking violently, they doin the horizontal tango
by Shæt April 20, 2024
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SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024
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Horizontal fun

I had horizontal fun with the girl I met at the bar last night
by Sam Dias May 6, 2021
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Horizontal pinned

When someone is hair pinned and wear it as horizontal as possible to represent they are holding weed but not willing to sell it, but usually know a guy who does.
That guy in the blue Bennie is horizontal pinned, so he must know someone to be able to hook us up.
by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015
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horizontal pinky

Cosplay involving steampunk attire and sex on a velvet lined pool table, pool cue optional
Last night got a bit wild, ended up doing the horizontal pinky with a girl from idaho
by Milesotoole February 1, 2015
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horizontal engineering

Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”
by Jus0 May 1, 2025
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Horizontal Tophat

When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.
"I got aids"
"It's all that horizontal tophat bruh"
by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022
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