on the right side of horizontal 

to still be alive as opposed to being dead

dude ' I'm still on the right side of horizontal so its going good

on the right side of horizontal by surfmazer December 8, 2017

quality horizontal time 

to spend time together in the horizontal position, not particularly with sexual contact (but it is acceptable)

laying around goofing off = quality horizontal time
good sex = quality horizontal time
cuddling = quality horzontal time

quality horizontal time by Shatter August 31, 2008

Dubble Horizontal 

The Dubble Horizontal is when someone bends you over a bar stool and puts some ruby red slippers on you and does you from behind while you scream "Theres no place like home!"

"Man im gunna come up in there and pull a dubble horizontal on your ass"

Dubble Horizontal by Audix , Aimaton , Windex , D-mac , Lysol July 12, 2006

brokeback horizontal tango 

Making love, brokeback mountain style, wearing a saddle.

Thornton and his uncle got together for a little Brokeback Horizontal Tango.

brokeback horizontal tango by CaptainEntendre June 17, 2006

get horizontal 

sleep, eye, bedtime

i'm pretty merged dude, i think i'll get horizontal!

get horizontal by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

Club Horizontal 

n., a euphemism for not wanting to go out with your friends, in other words, your bed.

Friend: wow the bar was really jumped in last night, babes everywhere. So where the hell were you?

Me: I had a rough week at work, so I went to Club Horizontal instead!

Club Horizontal by paulinSJ November 30, 2019

the horizontal monster mash 

sex with a chick... fucking a chick, banging a chick.. that sort of thing

omfg! Their doing the Horizontal Monster Mash on my leg!!! (WTF?)

the horizontal monster mash by teh_n00berx0r June 12, 2006