Hippo Hoof

A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.
by MDWAR December 14, 2012
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reindeer hoof

Lisa drew a reindeer hoof x2 but we all knew it was really a penis.
by RJG wordsRus November 28, 2017
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Hoofing it

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal
"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"
by Giannifly January 28, 2018
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Hoof Mut

A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.
“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it
by Lou Slips October 29, 2023
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Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
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Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? She had so many dudes launch jizz rockets in her last week that she ended up catching a case of the Swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
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Toe in the hoof

Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof
I really hope I get a “toe in the hooftonight
by Megan’s toe December 31, 2018
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