'The veteran urologist went home and slaughtered his entire family after one too many days of trowelling rotting hood curd from clogged knob holes. Before turning the gun on himself'
by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021
Get the Hood Curdmug. a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!
by *hanz* June 30, 2005
Get the chutney hoodmug. "Man, I be slammin' on her with my skin hood"
"My skin hood strait throbbin"
"DON'T MAKE MY WHIP OUT MY SKIN HOOD"
"My skin hood strait throbbin"
"DON'T MAKE MY WHIP OUT MY SKIN HOOD"
by Nippletinsfinesthero April 25, 2017
Get the skin hoodmug. by K TOSS June 28, 2008
Get the hood washmug. "I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."
"Sweet bro, how did it go?"
"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."
"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."
"My bad, bro."
"Sweet bro, how did it go?"
"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."
"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."
"My bad, bro."
by BearAKA March 4, 2013
Get the Hood Jobmug. 
by ithildhelma November 28, 2007
Get the hood babymug.