Holy Nail

The ultimate homosexual sexual conquest. This is where a gay man seeks to have sex with a straight man because of its almost impossible nature. The Holy Nail can be two things. One, it's the journey and desire to have sex with a straight man. The other is the actual act of having sex between a gay man and a straight fellow.

Loren: "Gay guys really want to do straight guys. They're the Holy Nail."

Shelby: "So gay guys like to do other gay guys?"
Corrine: "Yes, but they would rather do a straight guy. You know, the Holy Nail."

Matthew: "Damn, you see Fred over there? He's looking fine tonight."
Seth: "Yeah, too bad he is with his girlfriend."
Matthew: "I know! He's my Holy Nail."

Keith: "If I finally nail a straight dude, would that be considered a Holy Nail?"
Caitlin: "Not sure, because if he has sex with you he might be gay."
Keith: "Yeah, then it wouldn't be a Holy Nail."

by Noullet776 November 30, 2013

Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

holly middle school

holly middle school is full of sluts who get dress coded and dicks. these wild animals pop pills during lunch, play fortnite mobile in the bathroom, and vape and expect to not be caught. There’s a lot of little kids who act like there on drugs, but there just fucktards. there’s also a teacher that looks like a sucker after u drop it in dirty dog hair.

Me: Hey karen have you been to holly middle school. Karen: Hell no that school full of dicks.

by Layla Donald June 13, 2019

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

The Holy Protector Of Butt

a homosexual man that will deny being gay but he will look at large homosexual men and make definitions about them. He always wears a buttplug but he pours a lot of oil on it to make it come out "by accident". He has a fetish for cucumbers.

Guy 1: OMG its The Holy Protector of Butt
Guy 2: Look he dropped something!
Guy 1: Look it's a buttplug
The Holy Protector Of Butt: oh no my pants fell down!
Guy 1&2 get a boner and start to anal The Holy Protector Of Butt.

by Dr Jean O'Side November 24, 2019

holy bananas

anything pertaining to disbelief

"Holy bananas, I can't believe she fit that all in there"

by boner bandit April 1, 2008

Holly Handshake

To give someone a casual handjob.

Can be used as a greeting, or a goodbye. Could also be substituted for a kiss.

Also, is a trademark of a someone...you know who you are!!

Any Random Guy At All: Oh, Hey there!

Holly: Hey there, let's fuck!

**holly handshake**

by NateDawg! February 27, 2008