Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.

is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.

by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023

Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.

For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.

by Shad November 22, 2021

Holmed

The act of entering an agreement, taking 50% or more (up to 90%) of the money up front for a project and ghosting customer until the project deadline (or after) with little to no communication in the process. Typically ends by finally showing up out of nowhere, unscheduled, at or just after the project deadline like its no big deal.

Drywall guy “Hey man how did that project go at the mall?”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”

by RxGC June 15, 2023

jacklyn holmes

a slow person,what some would call a retard
the one who rides the short bus,always in the frunt seat!
loves to pick her boogers,an let it b known she eats them.
hobbies consist of sittin in the corner lik a dumbass.

hey wheres jacklyn holmes? still on the short bus!

by the phenomenal me March 17, 2009

Mrs Holmes

Old hag of a women with the hands of a 50 yr old man

Mrs Holmes is a slaggy little cunt monkey

by 3 gay guys May 11, 2022

Elizabeth Holmes

an American former biotechnology entrepreneur who, in 2022, was convicted of fraud in connection to her blood-testing company, Theranos

Elizabeth Holmes was born on February 3, 1984, in Washington, D.C.13 Her father, Christian Rasmus Holmes IV, was a vice president at Enron, an energy company that later went bankrupt after an accounting fraud scandal.

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

Nate Holmes

Someone who is addicted to Fortnite but is Loki chill

Your such a Nate holmes

by Badbabyhagrid January 20, 2025