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tonsil hockey

A nonsense game referring to heavy-action French kissing and deep tonguing.
Mary and John were in the pool playing tonsil hockey.
by Robert E. Porter January 9, 2006
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hardball hockey

Hardball Hockey in the United States (often called rink-hockey in other parts of the world under the Roller Hockey umbrella) is one of the three most popular hockey variants and shouldn't be confused with Inline hockey which is also categorized under the Roller Hockey unmbrella.
Hardball Hockey was played as a demonstration roller sport in the 1992 Barcelona Olympic Games.
by hardballhock September 4, 2006
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Hockey Player

Real men. Everyone else likes to play with balls.
Did you see Jordan staal score that goal, what a hockey player.

No I was to busy watching Nate McLouth play with balls.
by Kayewtie June 7, 2009
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hockey-temper

noun: a person who has a bad temper.
" hey there, hockey-temper, why you punching the wall?"

" Fuck you!!"
by joe don baker December 20, 2002
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field hockey

Definitely one of the coolest sports ever. Played by the most in-shape, athletic, and determined girls. Involves a stick (wood or composite), a cork and plastic ball, and a goal cage. Played with sometimes 7, sometimes 11 players of the field including the goalkeeper.
The goalkeeper has got to be the bravest, awesomest, hottest girl ever to stand in goal like that and let heavy balls be shot at her. Simply awesome.
Stupid person 1: woah, what's that sport called? it looks soo awesome. they're uniforms kick ass!

Stupid person 2: dude, i have no idea, but those are some pretty hot determined looking girls over there.

Awesome Educated person: Dumbasses, that's just the best sport in the world right there, with the hottest, awesomest girls ever created. Damn.

** All in awe**
by Field hockey freaaaaak! November 12, 2004
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field hockey

Kick ass sport played mainly by girls (in America) who aren't afraid to run around in skirts and get hit by field hockey sticks.

NOT played by all lesbians. In fact, all the girls i know who play it have sexy boyfriends.
Let's go play some field hockey.
by Emily April 13, 2005
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hockey guys

the hottest males that play any sport. These guys know how to handle sticks and always look delicious. Many teenage girls will find themselves drooling over these boys at the local ice arena.
Carly: OHMYGOSH number 17 is so fineee!
Kenzie: that's because he's a hockey guy! It's a known fact that all hockey guys are very sexy.
Carly: true dat.
Kenzie: *Drools a little because the hockey guys are so hot*
by aksdhgkajf January 16, 2011
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