hockey carlton 

While blowing your load you perform a slap shot maneuver with your penis forming a jizz mustache on the receiver. While performing this precision shot you have to yell "slap shot bitch!" Hockey comes from the slap shot maneuver. Carlton comes from Carlton and his mustache on fresh prince of bell air.

hockey carlton

hockey carlton by BlackIrish09 September 28, 2013

Hockey Bro 

A hockey bro is someone who lives, breathes, and eats hockey. Their life consists of checking NHL.com incessantly and watching hockey highlights. When they're not on NHL.com they are either playing EA sports NHL 11, getting belligerently drunk, smoking a massive quantity of weed, or chewing massive quantities of tobacco. A hockey bro relates closely to the lax bro and are often cordial with each other.

Words often used by a hockey bro are dangle, twig, snipe, bar down, biscuit, mint ice, D1 scholly, flow.
A hockey bro often wears high top sneaks with jeans or hockey sweatpants, a hockey sweatshirt of their favorite college or pro team with a flat brim hat and leather chopper gloves.

I saw this group of hockey bros walking down the street, they were talking about how they were going to play NHL 11 and get drunk all night.

Hockey Bro by Mr. Mix a Lot December 17, 2010

Hockey Cologne 

The Putrid smell of hockey equipment that would put a skunk to shame but hockey players love

"Oh my god, what's that smell?"

" What? My Hockey Cologne? Smells Great!"

Hockey Cologne by Hockey Jock February 1, 2017

hockey soda 

Term for mixing any or all of the available flavors of soda in a soda fountain. Try it!

Dude, I just drank a hockey soda and totally heaved.

hockey soda by LolcatVTguy February 7, 2017

hockey cleats 

much like football bat, describes something so incredibly screwed up that a new term must be created to describe it.

"that chick is hockey cleats"

hockey cleats by jp22382 September 5, 2005

hockey puck 

To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.

We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.

hockey puck by Shaft March 27, 2005

hockey players 

people who pack lips all day and get drunk after a game...BEST PEOPLE ALIVE

Your not a hockey player if you never packed a lip,downed a beer, or dropped the mitts. And if you are, chances are your not very good.

hockey players by rico suave January 9, 2005