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having a beef

When two grown men stand around crying unashamedly.
First used by college humour (Jake and Amir).
Q- So what were you doing with Jake over there?
A- We were just having a beef, bro.
by DevilzLexicon April 26, 2012
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Having a jaf

Another term for a boy masturbating / wanking
"I walked in on Steve having a jaf last night"

"I really wanna have a jaf right now"
by Cliveeee May 29, 2009
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Having an Average Weekend

Name of the rock-based instrumental tune that opened and closed the syndicated Canadian TV show, THE KIDS IN THE HALL (1990s).

The song was performed by a rock trio called "Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet," which name is, unfortunately, one character too long to fit the 30-character limit for tags. The band (1984-1991) was based in Toronto and one of its members was/is friends with one of the Kids in the Hall. Shadowy Men had a successful career in its relatively brief life and has a reputation as both innovative and influential, in that it fused Punk with Surf styles. The group's bassist, Reid Diamond, died of cancer in 1991.

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See also UrbanDictionary listing: Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet.
"Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet" is an unusual name, even for an indie band."

"A lot of their tunes have quirky names, too: consider "Having an Average Weekend," which The Kids In The Hall used as the intro / outro music for their show."

"TMI! Unless I can win a bar bet with it."

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by al-in-chgo March 1, 2010
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Having a turkey

Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .

Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.
Are you having a turkey’?
‘Your having a turkey
by Pike tfi November 5, 2017
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Having a laugh inne?

Having a laugh aren't you?

Used in online games when someone trys ripping you right off.
Person 1:How much will you pay for this?
Person 2:Erm not sure how much you want?
Person 1:(Mazzively overpriced number here)
Person 2:HAVING A LAUGH INNE??
Person 1:wtf?
Person 2:lol matt you see that?
by Peter Sykes January 28, 2004
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Having Sex

A guy and a girl creating a child

He slipped his rock hard cock into her cum-covered pussy. She audibly moans. "HARDER" she yells while he is playing with her large tits. He pushes and they both take a break. Later, she is in the shower. He enters undressed and hears a gasp.She seductively takes of her clothes so she is just in her panties. He takes them off. They both energetically make out and he doesn't waste any time and inserts his hard dick into her pussy and then she screams. They both pause. "Round two?" He says. He puts his dick back in and caresses her body.
2 people were having sex
by Woabxjek292dhci29egi2 May 4, 2021
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