Harold Camping

Harold Camping is when you are going camping, have everything planned and purchased, and your car gassed up. Only, you never actually go.

My parents told me we were going camping and I was so pumped. Too bad what they really meant was "Harold Camping!" We just sat in the car for a while and then went back inside. Lame!

by Dr. Ewnaj September 23, 2011

Harold

Harold is the abusive father thats beats the kids and karen. Very drunk

Harold has just beat the kids.

by The gay asshole101 April 20, 2019

Harold

He’s the Man!

No he most definitely isn’t

Says he gets all the girls but all he gets are numbers and that’s only because he is so repulsive girls give him a decoy number just to go away.
He looks like if Frankenstein had a baby with a Sasquatch and lived in the sewers.
He is the creepiest guy in the club in a Wu Tang t-shirt.

Hey Sis this club is full of Harold’s , let’s bounce!

by The Giza September 1, 2019

Harold

GrubHub delivery driver from Central New Jersey with a (1) one star delivery rating for multiple no shows and failures to deliver proper delivery of goods or food.

Where did you disappear to now Harold?

by JM Stevens March 30, 2020

Herald

A massive poo.

He has just done a herald.

Where have you been? On the toilet doing a herald.

by (hr15 February 16, 2019

Haralam

Carrying this surname makes you the coolest, sexiest, and biggest cock sized family.

is he a haralam
OMG he is
His dick is huge and he is a tall muscley man

by ALESSANDRO JR MINGONE IS A CUN October 25, 2022

Helpful Harold

An overly helpful stranger with no boundaries or social skills.

That Helpful Harold just walked up and turned my food on the grill. Who is that guy?

by Dcarl262 July 20, 2016