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Breakup Hangover

When you wake up the next morning from a breakup you got through a text, phone, myspace...etc, that night.
When you get up to get ready, you realize you were crying for a LONG when you look in the mirror, and notice those big puffy eyes, and you feel worse then you did when you actually got dumped; Ex. You don't even wanna hear your ex's name.
*Johnny has just dumped little Mary last night.

School the next day:

Mary's friend: Hey Mary, what the fuck is wrong with your face?!?

Mary: Breakup hangover. I feel like shit.

Mary's friend: Johnny?

Mary: Hey, fuck you.
by paspas. September 22, 2009
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hangover fairy

A person (boy or girl) who's job it is to console a very hungover person. They often supply the hungover with movies, snacks, and hugs. They are a the ultimate find in college.
person 1: hey, David how did that hangover treat you on wensday?
David: Dude, my hangover fairy came bye, helped me clean the puke out of my room, and then gave me donuts and coffee. We proceeded to watch movies.
Person 1: You're lucky, i just woke up in a pool of my own vomit!
by David Hanifi December 28, 2006
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Love Hangover

1. When you cannot stop thinking about the person that left you.
2. When you are still in love with someone that treated you wrong
3. When you cannot move on; you miss the person continually.
(Not refering to the death of a family member, specifically talking about when a relationship is over and you still in love.)
" I miss him so much, why did he do me like that, I still love him, no matter what. I hate this love hangover. I wish that I could move on without missing him all the time, but I can't help it. I'm still in love.."
by pressenterplz. December 20, 2008
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Hangover Horn

When suffering from a hangover, all areas of the human body seem to shut down - all functions are inoperable or at least you don't have the energy to try them. All that is, bar one. Despite feeling that you're close to death, the libido not only remains, but seems to be heightened - congratulations, you have the Hangover Horn.
Sarah: Jesus, where have you been, I've been phoning you for ages?!
Mike: Sorry, I was out drinking last night. I've got the Hangover Horn, you caught me on the up stroke.
by BrianTrousers March 21, 2009
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hangover

The result of heavy drinking of which results in an alcohol blood content that still exists long after drinking because your liver is still trying to cope with the detox.

As a result the liver uses water to metabolize the alcohol, this water is obtained from the body and often the brain which has a high concentration of water, this lack of water that is a result of metabolism causes the membranes in the brain to tighten thus causing the headaches and body aches often are another result

puking can also occur when the body
drinking one night, and not wanting to live hte next day
by Mathews August 21, 2005
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hangover

That annoying period between inebriation. Can also be avoided by continuously consuming alcohol until dead.
I feel so hungover, pass me that bottle of Butterscotch Schnapps, will you?
by KirbyAtor November 22, 2003
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Erg Hangover

n. The feeling that one gets after rowing 2000 meters on an erg. May include nausea, vomiting, blurred vision, dizziness and inability to pass a DWI while sober.
Rower: Did you hear about stroke seat, he PRed at 6:48.9!
Coxswain: Yeah, but he's throwing up in a Port-a-potty right now.

Rower: He must have a killer erg hangover. I guess we can't go out on the water today.
Coxswain: That sucks.
Rower: Yeah.
by Rebel Crew June 7, 2010
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