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Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.
"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."
by slack455 July 31, 2012
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yeti handshake

When a person soaks a hand in ice water until numb and performs a handjob.
Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.
by Space Cowboy Ace November 13, 2007
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Mayonnaise Handshake

A handjob. Milking the dick for that secret sauce. (also acceptable: mayo handshake)
1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!
by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023
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florida handshake

She gave me a Florida handshake during the movie.
by Mother9987 March 20, 2016
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Poppt handshake

Fighters t-bagging at the start of a match and then jabbing each other once in the middle of the stage in Super Smash bros. games as a respectful greeting. Made popular by Australian youtuber Poppt1.
Opponent: *t-bags*
Poppt1: "Poppt handshake?" *t-bags back*
Opponent: *jabs*
Poppt1: *jabs back*
by Naakka April 20, 2022
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Electric Handshake

Similar to The Shocker; the Electric Handshake describes the act of simultaneously stimulating the vagina and anus.
However, all fingers are used, in a three-to-one configuration.

It is symbolized by an outstretched hand, as though offering a handshake, with the pinky slightly dropped.
"She wasn't really paying attention to all the work I was giving her, so I woke her up with the Electric Handshake; three in the gash, and one in the stash!"
by Stevious G August 16, 2009
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Grecian Handshake

Anal fisting and or the act of anal fisting

See Sicilian fist bump
Steve gave that dirty whore a Grecian Handshake and there was a slight odor on his appendages.
by Hucku1975 December 13, 2015
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