The Hormel Handshake

A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.
I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.
by #Shitjustgotreal November 21, 2022
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bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.
I gave her the old bovine handshake.
by beammeupwelshy October 21, 2015
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Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.
"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."
by slack455 March 15, 2012
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octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.
"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."
by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010
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yeti handshake

When a person soaks a hand in ice water until numb and performs a handjob.
Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.
by Space Cowboy Ace October 26, 2007
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Handshake of Hearts

Take your hands and a friend, make a heart, one person goes in a circle and spreads the love and the other person goes the opposite of the circle and also spreads the love. Then after 2 circles the two hearts connect and then release the love and positivity by opening their hands once the hearts touch.
Hey, you doin ok?
nah I want the world to end and steal a dog
Lets do the handshake of hearts

Spread the love not the hate
by Hohoholdyn Anthony7k January 31, 2023
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