Hamster high

When you've smoked so much weed that the proverbial hamster has fallen off its wheel, leaving you speechless when your friends ask you a question.
Cory and Trevor asked me about the wrestling pay-per-view, but I was hamster high and drew a blank.
by JeffroCakes March 23, 2017
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Hamster Death

To die in a pathetic, stupid, and most often anticlimactic way. As many pet hamsters (sadly) do.
“They built them up as a terrifying villain for the whole show, only to have them killed in one hit from a kid!”

“Wow, what a hamster death.”
by MinisculeCakes May 30, 2022
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hamster nuts

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge
by epiccockmaster69 October 03, 2021
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face hamster

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.
by Kwand March 12, 2016
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electric hamster

when you want your hamster dead, so you tape a fork on its back and stick it in a outlet.
Hamster Owner: *Sniff* What smells like chicken?
Demented Brother: Oh, I made Rocky in to an electric hamster
Hamster Owner: The fuck?
by lolomguy February 25, 2020
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meat hamster

noun
a member of a gym that has enlarged muscles, but hands and feet stay the same, resembling a large hamster
Hey, check out that meat hamster buying protein shakes.
by PizzaBabyHorsePoserMagee October 17, 2010
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Hamster-Huffing

Hamster Huffing was invented in the town of Lurgan in the late bronze age by chieftain Ryan McNeill during a bare-bollock wrestling match with gay giant Finn McCool. Legend has it that four-and-twenty orange fighting hamsters were intestinally huffed by flame-haired McNeill before he exploded in a ball of methane gas and pubic hair. His remains are believed to have been buried in the grounds of the Junior High School from whence it is believed he shall rise again, leading a zombie army of ginger gobshites on the day of Ragnarok . Hamster-huffers are recognisable by their hoodies. persistent smell of eggy-farts and the signature cry of "Yeoooooo" uttered at the peak of their huffing ecstasy).
Hollywood movie star Richard Gere was well known for his hamster-huffing exploits
by GingerMcNeill April 05, 2012
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