hamster pop

A term typically used in the adult film industry when a man achieves orgasm, but has a ridiculously small ejaculation, similar to that of a hamster.

"Jenna Jameson was ready to take his load in her face, but was disappointed by a measly hamster pop."

by Ding May 7, 2003

Hamster Claw

a large or above average sized penis with a slight curve that is able to fit in tight spaces

Girl 1: I found out why everyone calls him the hamster claw last night.
Girl 2: Oh yeah?
Girl 1: Yeah he was able to reach that hard to reach spot I told you about.
Girl 2: Get you some!

by LordofLorn November 6, 2009

Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people

"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."

by Warkitten October 12, 2008

Hamster Fucking

When a certain breed of human (Herkes) rapidly pumps as fast as possible while having sex. Usually offers very little pleasure and is meant for quick emotionless ejaculation.

OMG that chick was so gross, "Its ok I just hamster fucked her". i.e Hamster Fucking

by The Great Twan October 18, 2011

hamster hoarding

Stealing food from a love interest,

Drinking drinks of another person's to mark ones territory.
Elementary flirting by bullying

Like the fellow hamster who marks ones territory

And steals nourishment from loved ones

He is hamster hoarding hard on her.
This guy won't stop hamster hoarding me.

by KmLK philosopher May 1, 2018

hamster.duct-tape

The end of the world.
Full name, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape.d

I was browsing the newsgroups for hamster duct-tape bestiality.

by Sarge October 22, 2003

Hamster Pocket

A term for anus derived from the character Minsc from Baldurs Gate always having his sidekick hamster Boo with him.

Comedian Dan Bialek coined the term after his co host Andrew DeWitt on the Gamedians podcast named Baldurs gate one of the funniest video games of all time due to Minsc always referring to Boo.

"That is the stupidest thing you ever said man, you must have pulled that one out of your hamster pocket!"

Jim-"My boss totally pissed me off yesterday so I told him to shove it in his hamster pocket."
Joe-"Oh man then what happened"
Jim-"I don't think he knew what it meant but I still got fired"

by Originalirishman February 9, 2013