hide the hamster

1. Anal sex

2. Practice among gay men where a live (presumably live)
hamster is inserted by one man into the anus of another man, using some sort of tube to expand the opening of the rectum in order for the hamster to fit. Gerbils may be used as a substitute.

1. Wanna come over and play hide the hamster?

2. During a game of hide the hamster, Bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

hamster

a meat dish served by contractor KBR (Kellogg, Brown and Root) to US soldiers in Iraq consisting of deep fried chicken cordon bleu, which based on its size, shape and color looks remarkably like a small furry animal commonly called a hamster.

by a solder standing in the KBR chow line, "I'll have two hamsters please."

by joe californian December 20, 2007

ass hamster

Self explanatory. To achieve sexual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their rectums. Hence, the term 'Ass Hamster.'

by hambo von hampsterdam September 24, 2003

ghetto hamster

A racial slur directed at a black child (a disposible pet).

*white child* mom we need a new ghetto hamster my old one began to steal things.

by Colonal Sanders July 5, 2003

hamster

those small furry rodents that poop on everything in youre house, enjoy hiding in hard to access places, chew on the remote buttons and that will deliver a painful bite with no notice

note :they do not like to be squeezed 10/10 scientists and average retards aggree

little kid : MOM I WANT A HAMSTER FOR CHRISTMAS
mom: okay

...3 days later the house looks like the bathroom from dumb and dumberer and every poor remote has lost its buttons

by adam14212 December 25, 2007

hamster

an animal that’s easily fuckable

“my cousin ejaculated in my hamster last night”

by gabe itch69 April 7, 2019

HAMPSTEAD

A place where you have to love cow fucking and four wheelers must go snow mobiling every weekend and forget about your people in the city. must have one tattoo which you will undoubtably regret. i.e a stick shift. Must own mutiple things with engines. also must think that Everett is ghetto.

an added value is always being drunk

i am from hampstead p yahhh

by booomshaka March 4, 2008