Hofflelog

When a women inserts a chicken head into her vagina while her husband does the hokey pokey in a turtle costume.

Sally and her husband did a hofflelog last night, and now there is blood on the carpet.

by Evil762 October 28, 2011

Hoffle shnoffle

A word to use in awkward situations to make others feel uncomfortable and confused.

"Why are you failing Spanish?"
"Hoffle shnoffle "
/:

by Ginganinga August 15, 2012

Hufflepuff'd

In the game World of Warcraft when playing a Mage to die before using the ability Ice Block.

Did you see that Mage? He hufflepuff'd his block!

by THEGRAPE January 14, 2013

HufflePuff

Usually the last place finisher in Fantasy Football leagues. Beware; trade offers will be coming almost daily.

he wanted to trade me that TE thats in Jail for All Day AP....What a hufflepuff.

by TacoLocker September 11, 2013

hufflepuff

A Hufflepuff occurs when one has inhaled marijuana smoke only to be brought to laughter before releasing the puff.

He had no choice but to Hufflepuff because he couldn't control his laughter.

by amandaha311 November 26, 2015

huffle-hug

When you are going down on someone and they wrap their legs around your head and call you a badger.

She gave me a huffle-hug last night, now I'm her little badger.

by Sarcasm25 December 29, 2015

hoffler

Person that is white as hell yet tries to fit in with the blackest people EVER

Jaquon: Yo nigga you know that boy Dave?? I swear he is such a hoffler and Imma bout to tell him to screw off and shit if he doesn't stop tryin'a be black....he said he is even gonna change his name to Da' vonne.
Jamarcus: Aw hell no! Not while my black ass is alive! Aint gonna happen

by Bitchandshit January 13, 2016