An unappreciated advantage of being a Homosexual that straight guys would love to have but can't because they would get slapped.
Examples of Homosexual Advantage are:
1) touching breasts without getting slapped
2) Grabbing asses without getting slapped
3) going to sleepovers and watching girls change
1) touching breasts without getting slapped
2) Grabbing asses without getting slapped
3) going to sleepovers and watching girls change
by Monstabia June 27, 2010
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- Put on some techno music and call Brad.
- Listen to Cher
- Go to the wizard of the oz party
- Protest No on Prop 8
- Party party party
That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.
- Put on some techno music and call Brad.
- Listen to Cher
- Go to the wizard of the oz party
- Protest No on Prop 8
- Party party party
That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.
The homosexual agenda doesn't exist to hurt anyone. I'm a Republican and I know they have no agenda. They deserve the same right to marriage as anyone else.
by Elsa-Claire November 5, 2009
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a.) An adjective to describe a person that is special/unique and/or just had a moment that, in a way, they display characteristics that are usually thought of when one thinks of the stereotypical gay, (i.e. over pronouncing S's, hand waving, etc.)
b.) An adjective to describe an unfair situation or happening.
b.) An adjective to describe an unfair situation or happening.
Guy 1: Oh my god, I just ssssso saw this hot girl over there, I think she's checkin' me out man!
Guy 2: Yeah, I think she is!
Guy 1: (flicks wrist and touching guy 2's arm) Am I the only one thinkin' I'll get laid tonight?
Guy 2: (looks down, puzzled) What the fuck, man, that was so homospecial!
Guy 2: Yeah, I think she is!
Guy 1: (flicks wrist and touching guy 2's arm) Am I the only one thinkin' I'll get laid tonight?
Guy 2: (looks down, puzzled) What the fuck, man, that was so homospecial!
by PersonWhoIsSomething-Lizterine July 23, 2008
Get the Homospecial mug.1.To be attracted to the same sex.
2. Gay people are judged based on a book written 2000 years ago and two mythical characters called Adam and Eve.
3. Gay people are often judged on double standards.
4. People who say homosexuality is wrong/a sin are afraid they are the same.
2. Gay people are judged based on a book written 2000 years ago and two mythical characters called Adam and Eve.
3. Gay people are often judged on double standards.
4. People who say homosexuality is wrong/a sin are afraid they are the same.
1. George likes Michael. Linda likes Sarah.
2. 4000 years ago monkeys didn't have names.
3. Two lesbians on tv are hot, but two guys are gross (look "sarcasm")
5. Carlos says homosexuality is a sin and gays will rotten in hell because he's still in the closet.
2. 4000 years ago monkeys didn't have names.
3. Two lesbians on tv are hot, but two guys are gross (look "sarcasm")
5. Carlos says homosexuality is a sin and gays will rotten in hell because he's still in the closet.
by Luizza November 6, 2006
Get the homosexuality mug.Someone who’s attracted to men, women, non-binary (etc) romantically but talking about sexual activities only would do it with people with the same sex (genitals) as theirs.
• in case of ciswomen or non-binary people with vaginas: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with vaginas (not necessarily women)
• in case of cismen or non-binary people with penises: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with penises (not necessarily men)
(I’m not adding trans people because generally they don’t have the same sex so they would be biromantic-heterosexual. Please don’t feel invalidated using the “heterosexual” because it refers to the sex, y’all are still real men and women!!!)
• in case of ciswomen or non-binary people with vaginas: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with vaginas (not necessarily women)
• in case of cismen or non-binary people with penises: feels attracted to all genders but only fucks people with penises (not necessarily men)
(I’m not adding trans people because generally they don’t have the same sex so they would be biromantic-heterosexual. Please don’t feel invalidated using the “heterosexual” because it refers to the sex, y’all are still real men and women!!!)
- Hannah! Look how hot that man is!!
~ Yeah he’s handsome, but I don’t really feel sexual attraction to him...
- You were bisexual right?
~ Biromantic homosexual**
- oh true!
~ Yeah he’s handsome, but I don’t really feel sexual attraction to him...
- You were bisexual right?
~ Biromantic homosexual**
- oh true!
by Girl in black October 1, 2020
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by David Nilov March 4, 2008
Get the homosexual mug.A thoughtful, intellectual individual who happens to identify as both gay (homosexual) and atheist (secular).
I am a homosecular gaytheist, therefore, I am awesome. I am a girl who likes girls and I don't believe in a god = HOMOSECULAR GAYTHEISM!!!!!!!!
by superk13 April 8, 2011
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