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Sherlock Holmes

A sexual position wherein the male partner whilst penetrating from behind notices a brownish spec near the female's anus and, therefore, as in an investigation, procures his magnifying glass to inspect if the brown spec in question is leftover fecal matter or merely an unfortunately placed mole, and upon discovery that it is the former exclaims "oh dear," almost always in a British accent so as to hide the fact that he is disgusted.
Breh, I was Sherlock Holmesing this bitch and realized she had some leakage, but, nstead of just sending her home though, I did some critical thinking and realized a bitch that dirty a) is into anal and b) makes her own lube, so I went ahead and went to brown town.
by Daddy Michael Scot January 22, 2020
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Ms holmes

Warden at loch raven high school. Want’s to ruin everyone’s day. Can we just have a principal who cares about the students needs and wants unlike her. It would be a better school without her so please resign.

P.s. i’m stupid
Derp: lol
Derp: Ms Holmes needs to resign
Derp: agreed
by Lochravensuckslol April 7, 2019
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Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.
For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.
by Shad November 22, 2021
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Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.
is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.
by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023
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jacklyn holmes

a slow person,what some would call a retard
the one who rides the short bus,always in the frunt seat!
loves to pick her boogers,an let it b known she eats them.
hobbies consist of sittin in the corner lik a dumbass.
hey wheres jacklyn holmes? still on the short bus!
by the phenomenal me March 17, 2009
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Holmed

The act of entering an agreement, taking 50% or more (up to 90%) of the money up front for a project and ghosting customer until the project deadline (or after) with little to no communication in the process. Typically ends by finally showing up out of nowhere, unscheduled, at or just after the project deadline like its no big deal.
Drywall guy “Hey man how did that project go at the mall?”
GC “It had it’s hurdles but came out great except for getting Holmed on the storefront.”
by RxGC June 15, 2023
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Holm Girl

A Holm Girl is a delusional girl (seriously delusional) who practically falls in love with abusers and has unresolved trauma from family causing the brain to have thoughts about incest with family members without realizing its actually bad. Holm Girl comes from the disorder Stockholm Syndrome which is present in *those* girls. Oh and they also fetishize gay men
Hey dude, Emma has been acting really weird, she likes Jack who beats his girlfriends all the time
“She’s a holm girl, you can’t fix her”
by klemen’s tine December 18, 2023
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