Horser

What the crackhead said to optimus at 8:30 in the morning

As im standing in line waiting the crackhead leans in and say "ay bro, you keep that horser on you?"

by gggggggghhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggh February 16, 2021

Horser

Keep it on you, or some shit like that

You gotta keep the horser on you optimus said so

by SmokeyDontSmoke35 February 23, 2021

Horser

Horse dick

Random dude: yo bro u keep that horser on u?
Other random dude: sure why not

by BLISS PATCHES March 9, 2021

Horser

Keep that shit on you or something

I keep that horser on me

by adudewithanhorseronhim January 23, 2021

Hosers

Large collection of gay guys

We were in a Canadian hotel, and in the hallways a bunch of feminine guys were making a lot of noise. Keep it down you good for nothing hosers.

by Crazy Canadians November 27, 2012

Dookie Howser

Derived from the child-doctor prodigy Doogie Howser. It refers to herb-ass prodigies. Kids that are the wackest of the wack.

That dude is a herb-- a regular Dookie Howser.

by Lou Cheech October 16, 2008

Hoester

Someone Who Posts Their Whole Life On Facebook, Particularly With 12 Or More Posts Per Hour.

Alex is such a Hoester That She posted, a breakup, a makeup, a pregnancy scare, a bitchy complaint about men in general, a political endorsement, her period calendar, her new love, her old love, her new new love, her class schedule, a list of her fears, turn-ons, turn-offs, groceries, and things to do before she dies, a chili recipe, her favorite Taco Bell Menu Items, weird pictures of her baby niece hugging a dog, a link to a site that tells you what your name would be if you were in Harry Potter, and some weird note about how best friends hurt you the most, all in seven minute period.

by Dannywestside October 20, 2012