i'd handle

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

guy 1 "dude did you see her"

guy 2 "yeah, i'd handle"

by ngonzo April 18, 2009

Pussy handle

The handle in most cars that you hold if your old or a total pussy.

I don't have any pussy handles in my car so people are forced to be scared shitless by my driving.

by Jeff K October 10, 2002

jug handle

The need to make one large curving right in order to make a left. The road branches and loops around onto itself, thus crossing the intersection straight instead of making a left.

Alright, go up route 35 north and take the first jug handle on the left after Red Bank. That should bring you to Oak Hill.

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Dick handling

Being out somewhere you have no business, bullshiting around. Running the streets.

She's out everynight dick handling.

by MN Finest April 3, 2007

Handle Bars

slang term for the prescription drug Xanax. They are the 2mg tablets. Slow u down.

we can pop some handle bars and get relaxed and calm.

by Jhod December 23, 2007

jug handle

When a bloke roots his own arse.

That bloke has such a long cock he gave himself a jug handle.

I was so stoked with my win at Risk I gave myself a jug handle.

by Mark M August 25, 2006

Ass-handle

1. to completely fuck something up. 2. to beat severely, like "own" among gamers. 3. to fondle someone's ass/have sex with them.

1: Wow, man, way to ass-handle the situation...fucking idiot...

2: Oh, damn...you just got ass-handled.

by Axel of Novarite City August 30, 2010