Haikon's Disease 

A rare and debilitating allergy of the internet.

"So, I showed my aunt 4chan last night. She won't use the computer anymore... I think she contracted Haikon's Disease."

Haikon's Disease by 4thirty5 June 16, 2008

Giselle Hamon

Barbie has NOTHING on Giselle!! She is a amazing beautiful dancer who can stretch her leg as much as you can and it won't break!! She has a fear of Lizards and who can blame her, they are sent from the devil! Giselle is super nice but ouhhhh girl she can have a attitude! She is one of the lucky girls who eat alot but never gets fat! She is Miss. High kick and Miss. Leaps! I mean she is a GREAT dancer!! Barbie who?

Giselle Hamon eats a lot and doesn't gain weight !!! WOW! HOW DOES SHE DO IT!

Giselle Hamon by zamn that Rowena July 25, 2018

Hakuna matata

When a guy cums on you and you put it on your hand and wipe his cum across his forehead and say "hakuna matata" as you do it. Just like they did in lion king.

I hakuna matataed tommy last night and it was hilarious!

Hakuna matata by Thefamily January 17, 2017

Hakan Alkan

A retard

Hakan just got expelled
Why?

He is a Hakan Alkan

Hakan Alkan by Charlie kress December 18, 2013

Tri-Halonaut 

A committed, even fanatical, player of Halo 3, a game.

"Young Fred has become a complete Tri-Halonaut since the damned game came out," bemoaned his Mum, already inured to seeing her boy briefly at meal-times, "and it's only been on issue for a few days!".

Tri-Halonaut by Railtracksurvivor October 13, 2007

Hakuna Matata Motha Fucka 

a ghetto way of getting someone's attention in a hallway. said first by a random black guy at middle creek high school. thought to be cool by kellie and brittany.

"Hakuna Matata Motha Fucka. Wait for me!"

Hakuna Matata Motha Fucka by Brittany April 16, 2005

Haxon 

A person who is overly emotional about nothing. Especially over losing over the internet. They often make excuses for their loss, or for whatever they did.

Jedil has beaten Haxon.
Jedil is done battling.
Haxon is done battling.
Haxon: JEDIL, REMATCH, NOW!
Haxon: YOU HAXED SOOOOOO FUCKING MUCH!
Haxon: I'M SO PISSED.
Jedil: DO NOT WANT!
Jedil is away.
Haxon: THAT PROVES YOU KNOW I'M BETTER THAN YOU.
Haxon has tempbanned Jedil for 1440 minutes.
Haxon has banned Jedil.
Haxon has banned Jedil.
Jedil signed off.

Haxon by -DN- October 27, 2007