Gymnasties

Any micro-organisms, germs, microbes, organisms, pathogens, viruses found on gym equiptment surfaces after being used by a sweaty, fat, smelly, man who you will never see at the gym again.

Ugh, that Chris-Farley-on-coke looking guy put his crotch on that abducter machine and didnt wipe it off! And he's not wearing underwear! Eeew! His gymnasties are everywhere!

by Ggbeltram May 18, 2006

gymn

Hymn (noun): a religious song or poem of praise to God or a god.

In contrast, a gymn is a song you workout to, but at muscle church, AKA a gym. The gymn is in praise of YOU (yes you ya sexy thing) and how hot you’re going to look after all those reps.

These gymns never fail to pump me up.

by Sickomonster April 25, 2021

Munkensdam Gymnasium

Munkensdam Gymnasium is the BEST school in Denmark. It is located in Kolding, Jutland, Denmark. Only the coolest people go there..

Munkensdam Gymnasium had the most awesome party last Friday! I cannot wait until I go back to Munkensdam Gymnasium next fall.

by exchangestudentA May 28, 2011

gymnastyosis

this is a disease where your limbs go super stretchy and you are able to wrap your arms 4 times around your body. a little like mr fantastic in the fantastic 4.
also another effect of this disease is that ya cant help yaself but shout at random people telling them they should never take up gymnastics because their mum told so.

unfortunately you are now diagnosed with gymnastyosis

by mike blown January 18, 2008

Gyeni

Gyeni is a Punjabi person that has a turban.

Yo "gyeni" hows it going?

by binu22 July 20, 2010

Gymetiquette

behavior that not only violates contextual standards of decorum, but does so in a manner that is absurd and frequently hilarious (at least to observers); derived from the phrase GYM ETIQUETTE, ethical or socially appropriate conduct, procedure, or decorum in the gym or exercise setting. Alternate spellings: gymetiquette, gemetiquet, gemetiket, jemetiquet, jemetiquette, j’metiquet, j’metiquette.

1. When the egomaniacal bodybuilder who never re-racks the weights correctly is caught fondling his girlfriend’s thong while they admire some nuance of their musculature in the gym mirrors as if no one else is in the room, another lifter might utter "That's not good gymetiquette." 2. When taking the cute boy who works at the bank out for a first date, if you order mountain oysters from the menu, he might suggest that "Calf fries on a first date are NOT good j'metiquette" before deleting your number from his cell phone. 3. If a person sits in the front row of an LSAT wearing nothing over his nether bits but a loose-fitting pair of cut-offs, the proctor might scribble "Gymetiquette fail" on the top of his exam. 4. When settling in for a friendly game of poker, if one of the players insists on licking every card, the other players might mutter, "that ain't proper gymetiquette," before throwing pork rinds at the card-licker.

by Eglentyne May 21, 2011

wilton high school gymnastics

....wait what gymnastics team?

"What did you do last night man?"
-wilton kid # 1
"Ohh I tried to outdrink some new canaan kids... I lost though" - wilton kid # 2
"Oh that's a shame... maybe you can go drink your sorrows away, and then hookup with one of the those "NASTy" hoes on our gymnastics team..." - wilton kid # 1
"wait, we have a girls gymnastics team?" Wilton kid # 2
"...i know ... i thought they were the guys gymnastics team first time i looked at 'em..."- Wilton kid # 1
"I think I passed out yesterday after like 2 beers... maybe if I could hold myself for another round, I might actually start to find one of them attractive." - Wilton kid # 2
"Quite doubtful." Wilton kid # 1

by somerandomwiltonboys April 21, 2005