The Guillotine

When you French kiss your girl and uppercut her jaw

"Yo james I hit my girl with "The Guillotine"
"Oh shit yeah todd"

by Fozzagain June 7, 2019

Penis guillotine

A small guillotine with a 3" hole where the head is supposed to be. Used for making chodes.

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by Osama Bin Laden (obama bro) November 11, 2019

Reverse guillotine

When you fall and hit your neck off an object.

I was carrying a tv, fell, and reverse guillotined myself.

by Can’t think off a name July 31, 2021

guillaume simard

A sexy man who attracts girls, oftenly wears glasses. Shoes? hes got alot of them. Loyal, smart. attracted by the girls with cute names, ex: maria, Julie, Sophia.

GIRL: Look at this guy!
GIRL 2 : Hes mine, its guillaume simard

by guisim12 March 15, 2017

Gillooly stick

A metal baton used to whack someone, usually in the knee. Named for the one Jeff Gillooly used when he attacked Nancy Kerrigan.

"Clueless Don just crashed the system again."
"I'll whack him across the face with a Gillooly stick. That ought to get the message across for him not to do it again."

by Old Cy June 6, 2017

Guillermo Villegas

A Mexican dude that looks a little asain and is often wearing a burgundy back pack. He is the only sibling that does not like to smoke bud

"Hey I offered Guillermo Villegas to smoke with me but he declined".

"He don't smoke foo"

by Yall_Ignorant January 30, 2018

gullohoid

Combination of bimbo and pussy.

Oh shut the fuck up mind your own fucking business you gullohoid asshole

by Ducklord246 September 12, 2018