german gaspedal

pulling someone towards you and kicking them in the nuts, HARD.

While in the hallway talking to my girlfriend Mark booked me, I then decided to turn around and give the bastard a german gaspedal.

by quiefer April 12, 2008

Swamp German

Derogatory name for Dutch and sometimes Belgian peoples.

Maarten Vanderveeke is from the Netherlands. Oh so he is a “Swamp German”?

by knmjhytfdresawqWDRSFTHJ September 30, 2020

german kissing

Like a french kiss but with less tongue, and more classy.

Jake was german kissing his new girl friend as they sat in front of a fire with a bottle of wine.

by Iconate April 11, 2009

germany

Germany is the origin of numerous great inventions, such as:

- Rocketry
- MP3
- Heroin
- Gummy bears
- Communism
- The jet plane
- Computers
- Beer!

So lets all stop bashing them and show some gratitude instead.

German scientist: "Yes, yes, somezing is missing. I know! I will infent me a flying defice. And an electric computing machine wizz a storatch to do steering. Yes and I shall infent a strong opioid to fight longflight boredom as well as fitting yet-to-infent gelatin candy. Excellent..."

Assistant: "May I haff zome of zee gelatin candy?"

German scientist: "Nah you may not!"

Assistent .oO("Oh Im zoo wütend! I will drink zome of zee alcoholic beferage I infented lately and zen I will zinc up a zoshall system for Germany where zee candy is for ef-eryone!")

by poki June 11, 2006

germaine greer

Big mouth,nasty,old bitch,opens her mouth before her brain finally kicks in,bitter old wrinkled nothing, someone who tries to get into the spot light, by insulting others, venomous tongue

Woman 1..Did you hear what Germaine Greer that nasty old has been no nothing said about Steve Irwin?

Woman 2..No..Who the hell is Germaine Greer?

Woman 3.. Exactly!!

by Michelle_aus September 16, 2008

german snorkle

When you place your penis in someones mouth and cover their eyes with your tesicals

"I still hav pubes in my eyes from when you german snorkled me"

"Let me German Snorkle you!"

by R3nn!3 October 31, 2007

German lawnmower

The act of vigourously rubbing one's teeth against another's scrotum, removing hair in the process.

- Dude, how come you have pubes stuck between your teeth?
- I woke up to a teabag, and had to counter-attack with a German lawnmower.

by Goupil October 2, 2009