Geometry

A class thats useful IF you plan on going into architecture, construction, or Civil Engineering. Apart from that, its not really applicable. Just let me move right on to Algebra 2 instead of wasting my sophomore year Texas Education Agency!

Ted: Wow Mr. Wells is such a great teacher! I love Geometry!
Me: Well thats great for you, now let me sleep during his lecture.

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper November 22, 2011

John Gomez Syndrome

An incredibly horrible condition in which you wear suits, discuss politics, and take constant ridicule for being John Gomez. In fact, you probably broke your leg sliding into a fucking base during baseball, and ended up on crutches for all of middle school for being such a fuck-up. John Gomez Syndrome is the equivalent of cancer, but to a more deadly degree.

Dude, why the fuck are you wearing a suit and talking politics?
I've been diagnosed with John Gomez Syndrome
That sucks

by RoxerMan October 24, 2014

Gnomesand

A cooler way of asking a person if they know what you mean/understand what you are saying to them. Usually attached to the end of sentences for added effect.

When said normally in a sentence "gnomesand" sounds like "know what I'm saying," phonetically. If the word is said fast enough, the listener won't be able to tell the difference.

This makes for an awesome addition to one's everyday hip vocabulary without all the ghettoness of true Ebonics.

Hey Kyle did you catch that new Terminator movie? I thought it was pretty good, but it doesn't even equal the caliber of the first two movies, gnomesand?

by SupXZ513 June 2, 2009

Jonny Gomes

Easily the best player in Major League Baseball history. His greatness cannot be expressed properly in words. It has been rumored that he is the son of God himself and I don't doubt it for a second.

LOL, Jonny Gomes homered again.

by Kenny1243 May 5, 2006

Geometry

An idiotic class with no real point. The Pythagorean Theorem is a very good example. You know, A squared plus B squared equals SUCKS.

Geometry is often taught by ugly old men with gray hair.

by Kitkatbar November 4, 2007

gomertard

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He's not a fan of Tristan Gommendy, therefore he's a gomertard.

by Julian St. Jox October 22, 2007

geometry

1. n. An exotic form of torture
2. v. To impose geometric reasoning upon one's student or advisary.

1. n. I had to go to geometry at 8:00 in the morning. I think I'll kill myself now.
2. v. My geometry teacher geometried me. It hurt.

by bill November 19, 2002