granolaed

1. to have been messed up or mixed up enough to revert to a mental state only comparable to the conglomeration known as granola
2. to have been incorporated into granola

It might have been the all night studying, or it might have been the drinking whilst studying, but either way, my mind was all granolaed like a bunch of jibbly bits of gobbly stuff.

by Tandem Felix April 24, 2007

Granola Nut Cluster

Two or more vegan hippies rubbing penises and balls and testicles, and loving it mostly.

I just got another picture of a granola nut cluster. FML.

by PsychoB1tch2929 May 14, 2010

Gralof

Gralof = Great Rack A Lot Of Flab. Basically a girl who has a cracking rack but dodges a few too many salads so indecision on whether the rack is actually good or just good due to her fatness.

Mark - 'Check out the rack on that Gralof mate, id motorboat the fcuk out of it!'

Slayer - 'Would you also motorboat her four bellies aswell? That racks only good coz shes fat man!'

by thedean1984 July 20, 2011

gramos

The most muscular cow ever seen who has evolved to walk on two legs and speak the English language

That’s a once in a lifetime Gramos cow over there

by Gamer X January 18, 2018

granof

1. (noun) A action that is generally accepted to be moronic or generally awful

2. (noun) A terrible name for a hero character

3. (verb) To go wrong or fail in some way

4 (noun) Used as an insult

1.he did another granof today, he wouldn't share his chips with that me because he said I was too fat.

2. The great and mighty Granof

3. This computer's granoffed completely, it won't even turn on

4. You utter granof

by t March 9, 2005

Granola Bar

The person who is crazy in several ways. To have different nutty components of ones personality that interact to produce a negative effect upon the person.

Danny is both detail oriented, laid back, likes older women and drives a dodge neon. Danny is a granola bar, seven different kinds of nuts. "That girl up at the desk is a granola bar, seven kinds of nuts"

by Mike Smithian January 2, 2009

granola

earthy crunchy, nature valley, au natural, plain jane, somewhat dirty and unkempt, and in need of a shower.

After the camping trip we all felt so granola.

by BONUS shackalackalacka September 16, 2010