by MosesOfUrbanDictionary July 1, 2019

When a man's dick is curved or bent in a ridiculous manner to the left or right looking like an elderly persons walking cane.
My boy Mathew, man his girl said he had goofy dick.
The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.
The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.
by King_shields January 29, 2018

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress' he was a serious samurai. He was a terrific actor.
by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

random jerkoff:haha that girl is really funny
Me: SHES GOOFY AS BALLZ
random jerkoff:did you see that guy doin crazy shit
Me:YEA HE WAS GOOFY AS BALLZ
Me: SHES GOOFY AS BALLZ
random jerkoff:did you see that guy doin crazy shit
Me:YEA HE WAS GOOFY AS BALLZ
by slashsbabe_420 June 13, 2007
