goobing

the process of being a goofy goober.

Source - the pumpkin patch smp

by KARMATHESPOOK February 16, 2022

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Goobing

Fingering yourself while simultaneously watching someone on the phone and sending voice messages about goobing

dude that girl said she was goobing and sent a voice message

by gastootapplepout January 01, 2025

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Rubbing a goob, or rubbing one's goob is a colloquialism which means to forcefully have oral sex. Can be used to describe rape but mostly it is not.

Person 1: Yo! Sandra let me rub goob all over her face!
Person 2: She has herpes.

by sluckygush April 12, 2022

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1) To zone out; to be in oblivion.

2) The state of oblivion and having zero concept of surroundings.

Gabe goobed out when she didn't realize that Mia left the dinning hall.

by goofygoober154 November 13, 2023

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George: Bro I smoked weed instead of ripping sum shneefer goob and now I'm poor and gay
Anonymous Homeless Furry: Fucking retard

by SneakySnowLeopard December 08, 2024

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An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.

"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"

by Nun_Yer_Bizzy March 10, 2024

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Two hardcore kids with the name of Tanner, and Matthew. The makers of the goob.

Goob Squad- Being in the group of Tanner, and Matthew.

by Goon Scoob February 24, 2017

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