Graduation Goggles

n. When one experiences nostalgia for the years of high school as graduation approaches.

I was totally looking forward to college, but when I stepped into the high school's hallway for the very last time, and I smelled the strange combo of burnt cafeteria food and textbooks, graduation goggles took over and I was reluctant to go through with the event.

by Stringcheese May 6, 2011

Gogglepus

1. When an octopus wears goggles
2. A person wearing 8 goggles at one time

Look over there...its a bird, no its a plane...NO! its a gogglepus!

Michael Phelps sure is one googlepus!

by SEXYBEAST23431 February 16, 2010

Irie Goggles

"Irie Goggles" are any type of shades/sunglasses that will cover you're "irie" eyes when super baked or high.

Irie Goggles are generally used when in public places like the mall, grocery stores, and shops so its not obvious that you're Blasted!

Daaaam Brah, you got them irie eyes boyy..

For real? Heh, time for them irie goggles...

by JBuddah August 25, 2011

Boner Goggles

The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.

She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.

by shnummy August 1, 2012

Desperation Goggles

When you are so desperate you begin to find attractive someone you ordinarily would not. Much like beer goggles, but sober and more pathetic. Usually affects those on the rebound.

I just realized the guy I hooked up with looks like a moth. I must've had desperation goggles.

by moonbaby September 30, 2012

prom goggles

When the mood, and excitement of a certain event in addition to your crazy hormones trick you into seeing someone else in a whole new, romantic light for a brief period of time. Mostly occurs at high school proms when you witness your date looking more attractive than usual and having a good time with you; you suddenly feel like you want to spend the rest of your life with them so the fun will never end and that you two are soul mates. Usually wears off within a week if you aren't in a committed relationship with them.

Bob: Dude, I think I'm in love with Sadie...
John: What?! Really? I thought you two were just friends? Oh wait, don't tell me you got prom goggles last night!
Bob: No dude, I'm serious! Last night it just clicked in my head that we were meant to be together!
John: Uh uh. Whatever you say...

prom goggles lust fun date love high school hormones excitement serious friend crazy delusional

by Shitzu4you May 15, 2013

Fogle Goggles

Fogle Goggles is when you are attracted to someone younger than you and you stare at them for long periods of time.

Guy 1: Did you see that 8th Grader?! So hot...

Guy 2: Dude... Stop giving her the Fogle Goggles.

by dinglebuttsex June 7, 2016