GOAT

TOM BRADY

Damn did you guys just see the goat pass that ball for a touchdown?!

by Ohdamnijustdidthat October 30, 2017

goat

a moron. An idiot. one who screws up.
usually a person that made a grave mistake

Oh man...he just missed the winning shot...what a fucking goat!

by christopher May 20, 2004

The Goat

The starting quarterback for the New England Patriots, Tom Brady, he wears the number 12.

Tom Brady is the goat.

by idk89 January 21, 2019

The goat

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is the goat

by Jbatwo February 6, 2017

Goats

Those unsightly wet spots under a person's arms.

Jim raised his arms to answer the question and he was sporting some nice goats today.

by Victor Keith May 16, 2008

goat

overused term used by people who have never won a fantasy football championship but still swear they are the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time)

I am the GOAT of fantasy football because I have had byes in 3 consecutive years, but I never won the chip

by Fam! March 7, 2016

Goated

The act of being hit by a goat. It is only truly goated if the act inflicts pain and causes bleeding on the one being struck by the goat. If one is hit but no pain is suffered or blood, then it is simply being "hit by a goat".

Did you see that?!? Steven just got goated when he walked through the park in his underpants!

by The Capitano April 10, 2008