Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

Sexy giraffe

Sexy giraffe is a term used referring to the sexiest member of the giraffe society. (Grandma Tori)

Did you see 'sexy giraffe' yesterday at the mall?? I didn't know she could get even hotter!

by Boopdesnoop April 18, 2018

Jeffery the Giraffe

The god that is the mascot of Toys"R"Us. Sadly, he isn't seen as much since Toys"R"Us went out of business. He is still active on Twitter, however.

Jeffery the Giraffe is the mascot of Toys"R"Us and is literally a god.

by Letmewhipyourforheadplease March 17, 2021

giraffe weevil

some mudafuckin cool ass beetle that has a long ass neck and shizz

guy1: i cant wait to own a giraffe weevil!
guy2: dude, you are so fuckin cool.

by shrek of the 99 seas September 20, 2017

Giraffe necking it

deepthroating it real good

Damn man, she is so good at giraffe necking it

by kmanchill May 30, 2017

yes, giraffe

a sarcastic remark to be used as an insult when u having nothing else to say
ex.

u can also use it as a non-sequential response to any and every question asked

a: FUCK U
B: yes, giraffe

ex.

Matt: whats the answer to the random complicated math problem onon the board?

Ania: YES GIRAFFE!

by Ania and Matt October 22, 2004

Oral Giraffe

When a man does a handstand on top of a step stool making him that much taller, and receives a blowjob (Oral Sex) from a man or woman. His butt cheeks will also be massaged and played with.

Oh my god, Kirsten! I can't believe you actually gave him an oral giraffe! You're such a slut!

Lindsey! Give me an oral giraffe, please!

by kirsie-kirs June 7, 2011