Geraint

A welsh fat guy also known as Cai Williams but his real name is geraint love to smoke cigs in his car with food.

Geraint ew lookin skinny boy

by geraints nan April 22, 2019

White girling

An act or decision only a person of the lighter female group would choose to do

I know he's a fuckboy but I'm still going to give him a chance... "Oh my god you are so white girling"

by Prince Narrator October 18, 2016

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011

Girling

A sport involving an inflatable slide, lots of oil, and naked woman(prone to lesbian outbursts when in close physical naked contact with other woman), and dildos. Points are awarded by how far the girls make it down the slide, how slutty they can be, etc.

"Did you see that girling tournament last night?" "Dude, I nutted 20 times!"

by Pornographer4hire July 7, 2017

gerkin

A very, very tall and very,very thin person.

Jeeze, that guy is a gerkin!

by Simon May 13, 2005

jerking the gergin

rubbing one off

after she gave me fucking blue balls i jerked the gerg all night.

by Prycer August 23, 2003

gerling

Portuguese for vagina or another way of calling someone a bitch. Or it is just a funny word to call someone. Often used to piss off someone.

"Your a gerling" or "Go suck a gerling"

by melmelbieber February 13, 2012