Gimpy Geezer

Niall & James

Niall: ''insert gimpy joke''
James: HAHAHAHAHAH NIGE WHAT A LAD

everyone else: that isn't even funny, you guys are such gimpy geezers

by herpderpery December 17, 2012

gazing geezer

An elderly man who enjoys public restrooms and looking over urinal partition walls at other men's penis. A elderly man who gets gratification by hanging out in a public restroom watching other men piss.

Careful in the shitter there's a gazing geezer in there.

by Pepe Chong August 24, 2017

active geezers

Active geezers means there’s horrible geezers gaffing it up and getting very very bent up

Can’t wait to gaff it up tomorrow with some active geezers yeah that’s Fucking nice

by Troyd97 December 7, 2018

half geezer

A half gallon of whiskey.

Did you want a 5th or a half geezer?

by West Coast Log Trucker July 7, 2019

geeked

Polishing your chrome bumper with a toothbrush as a result of doing an eight-ball in 15 minutes.

I am so geeked out. What? Who said that? Is there someone looking the window? Oh well im going to vacume the carpet again. Who wants another line?

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Geebert

The super-hot slash pairing of The Used singer Bert McCracken and My Chemical Romance singer Gerard Way. Also referred to as 'Berard'.

Oh, wow, I found the hottest Geebert fanfiction last night.

by MikaelaMeansSex February 5, 2010

Geezershit

Geezershit is a lifestyle followed by geezers. Geezers make their own rules, live their lifes to he fullest and acomplish certain things without doing anything. If one person lives up to become a geezer he is on geezershit.

Wow I just graduated (cum laude) without doing anything this whole year, I am on geezershit!

by Captain Geezer June 18, 2018