Stump Grinding

Severe constipation and the noises that come with it. Oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.

Man, Louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. He was in the can for an hour and I could hear him all the way down the hall.

by RafneyJmike November 15, 2011

grinding

when a girl humps something with her clothes on

A girl was grinding for me.

by EminemRules March 13, 2014

Wenis Grinding

To rub wenises (elbows) with another person.

"WTF?! What's wenis grinding?!"
"When you grind your wenis with someone elses, DUH!"

by D!NOSAYRAWR<3 June 24, 2009

Agressive Grinding

1. The act of grinding another person, animal or object with excessive force.
2. Hip thrusting with the intent to cause another uncomfortable pressure and possible embaressment

Example 1.
Observer (1) at dance party: Wow look at wendy she looks unusually uncormfortable
Observer (2): yeah, I think that new guy is doing some agressive grinding

Example 2.
Mike: Gee steve what happened to your pants they're all torn, your leg is all bruised and you look embaressed and confused.
Steve: Yeah Mike, I was just at this party and was agressively ground by the German Sheppard

by slapmark February 4, 2010

Ariana granding

A simple present tense that means Ariana grande’s fans are listening to her music.

E.g mom:what are you doin’?
Me:I am Ariana granding.

by Arinagrnade April 26, 2019

gaymanding

the knowledge that only gay people or women would know

scentence usage: oh no i could never do iron chef its too gaymanding i would never understand what herb goes with what meat

by jacob r. w. February 15, 2009

garunking

the act of hitting the button to close your garage door, and then running out and bending over at the waist and ducking your head while simultaneously stepping up over the invisible sensors.

I was garunking out of my garage but I was too slow and I hit my fucking head on the door.

by James T. Doe September 30, 2013